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[wrackful]

WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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murphy

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[medals]

if i told you they wouldn’t be secrets would they :p

[wrackful]

And if you don't tell me I'm not going to believe you.

[medals]

nice try

[wrackful]

I think that's my line.

[medals]

shut up and meet me by the lake you big scaredy cat

[wrackful]

You know I was almost eaten by a sea monster once, right? Kind of a really good reason to be a scaredy cat.

[medals]

i promise i won't let a big scary sea monster eat you

[wrackful]

Uh-huh. And you won't let me swallow so much water I hurl, AND you won't let anyone laugh at me if I start flailing around like a dying bug. Including you.

[medals]

sure
i'll beat up anyone who laughs at you

[wrackful]

Okay. Fine. Let's do this.

[medals]

YAY ♥!