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[highlyemotional]

What gift do you get for the guy you're having sex with but refuse to admit you have any feelings for? Decorative shot glasses?

[wrackful]

Okay, definitely not who you meant to send this to, but: depends on why you don't want to admit it. I mean, if it's because he's an asshole, don't get him anything. Easy.

[highlyemotional]

He was kind of a dirtbag back home and all my friends hate him so I think I'm stuck worrying my friends will judge me.

I'm the one being the asshole, honestly. He deserves way better than me.

[wrackful]

So is he still a dirtbag? Guessing no, if he deserves better, but maybe you're an extra dirtbag.

Though I don't think extra dirtbags worry about Christmas gifts or their friends judging them. Or have friends at all, actually.