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[wrackful]

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[purpura]

we have a hunting lodge that's probably still on like, eternal summer or something

maybe

if not i'm sure we can figure something out

[wrackful]

What, you think they have a range inside?

[But then, realising how stupid it is to question that as soon as he's sent it:]

Okay, ignore that. Forgot for a second I was in the magic crazy rich people house. There's a meat room. Of course there's a range inside somewhere.

Still not sure I want to be near you with arrows.

[purpura]

no range actually! it's all about hunting and skinning wild animals

plenty of trees though
and wild animals

i figure we could go on a little hunting trip so i can show off my archery skills

i built an archery range, but the snow kind of ended that dream early

[wrackful]

Uh-huh.

Look, if this is some plan to get me back for giving you crap gifts, you should know, I'm pretty good at not dying.

[purpura]

do people often want to kill you?

this is a bit confusing
concerning, even

[wrackful]

Call it a big feature of the place I'm from. Plus I have a natural talent for pissing people off. And being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[purpura]

what's gonna take to convince you i don't secretly hate your guts?

like, you haven't really done anything to me

[wrackful]

Again, feature of where I'm from: don't really need to hate someone's guts to want to kill them.

Seeing as you're sticking this conversation out, though, I'm guessing you liked at least something I got you. So, sure. Outdoors, cold, watching you shoot arrows.